According to Cosmo there arer four words to keep a man from cheating,"You are so hot!". Oh, really? They say it's due to a man's fragile ego and if you think he's hot he will never cheat on you! Oh, PLEASE! What about the hot little woman who will also tell him that he's hot? My ex-cheated on me because he was a college professor and a young female student told him he was hot and the most brilant man in the world. I told him he was hot but then I wasn't an nineteen year old college girl! If a man wants to cheat he will no matter what words you use!
Shock collars and saltpetre work.
ReplyDeleteGreat come back Hammer! I also think the sentence:"Did I ever tell you that I'm an Olympic pistol campion?" would keep him straight.
ReplyDelete"I have PMS and a hand gun" works, but, only intermittently.
ReplyDeleteYou tell him he sure is hot now as you brand his butt with get lost written on it?
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