3 things I shall never attain,
and sufficient Champagne. - Dorothy Parker
I need dutch courage for some minor surgery. Last week the rim of the trunk of my car fell on the brigde of nose. Causing a minor break, so my doctor wants to do some laser work on the inside of my nose. He claims the operation may cure my snoozing. I snore like a Bull-Moose.
My snoozing is so loud....
HOW LOUD IS IT?
It's so loud, that one morning I thought who is working their leave blower this early in the morning and then realized it was my own snoozing!
So I'm relaxing myself, the natural way.
"In victory, you deserve Champagne, in defeat you need it!" Napoleon Bonaparte
Spoken like a true French man! Viva la France!
By the way, do you know how many buddles are in a bottle of champagne? I do, 50 million buddles! And I love everyone of them!